Tuesday, August 16, 2016

Pokemon

Eli on the hunt

“Are you here looking for the Charmander spawn?” queried the guy, barely looking up from his glowing iPhone screen. “Errm, yes I guess so…” I replied.

On the insistence of Audrey and Eli we’d left our warm little house and ventured out into the twilight of the day and were now stood in the middle of nearby Edison Park chatting to the youth. I could see his face under his pulled down black truckers cap - he was probably in his late teens or early twenties.

It was an unusual encounter, but perhaps less so since we have taken on the mantle of Ash Ketchum, the main protagonist from the Pokémon franchise. Pokémon Go has, it’s fair to say, taken over our lives a little bit recently.

Firstly there’s no doubting the game is weird and of course it’s facile. It essentially involves walking around the streets looking for virtual Pokémon which pop up from time to time on your phone’s screen. When they do the game then switches into a semi-arcade game where you have to flick poke balls at the head of the Pokémon in order to ‘Catch-em-all’.

As you continue to play, so the complexity of the task increases also – you have to decide which ‘team’ to pledge allegiance to (we are loyal Team Valor members) and the quiet office block which you’ve always walked past without hardly noticing it is now a hotbed for activity since the game transferred it into a Pokemon gym. Likewise the tired looking 1970’s statue across the road which was always a bit crap, has now become a busy Poke stop. The developers have promised a whole raft of developments and the early bugs which blighted the game a little bit now seem to have been ironed out.

The game has also been swamped with the usual bad-press that all of these types of venture experience. The Daily Mail runs stories about people being stabbed or robbed while out hunting for Pokémon, people are also falling off cliffs or walking in front of cars while they have their eyes fixed on their screens. Journalists love the column inches it provides and a lot of similar furore came up with people texting.

Personally I think it’s kind of a demonstration of Darwinism, the people who walked off cliffs would probably have reversed their car into a river at some point anyway and if you’re going to go into dodgy area late at night while starring deep into your mobile phone there’s probably an argument that says you deserve to be jumped on and have your expensive trainers nicked off your feet.

The three of us are now seasoned explorers. We’ve cracked Level 11 and found 52 out of the 147 Pokémon who are out there. The interesting thing for me though is how it grabs the children. Eli is so well versed with all of the Pokémon types and what their ‘evolves’ are (the more you hunt the more you are able to trade-up your puny little Pokémon into much bigger and terrifying beasts) Audrey is by comparison slightly less absorbed but still wanted me to draw a Charmander on her school book and spent 30 minutes carefully colouring it in.

Of course I’d rather Eli knew all the Kings and Queens of England or at least be able to recount all of the post WWII football world cup winners, but that’s the way it goes I guess. Audrey rather than screaming at the latest boyband which a nearly-9-year-old would have done 20 years ago, instead thinks boys are smelly and is far far more desperate to find Pikachu. What a strange world we live in.

To me though it’s the fact that the kids want to explore, walk and be outside that gives the game its worth. We’ve given geocaching a decent go….a similar-(ish) thing where you explore the world to find little things (usually tupperware boxes) that people have left all over the place and have unearthed (literally in some cases) about 50 geocaches, but sometimes geocaching can be fraught with disappointment when the cache you’ve searched for and that SHOULD be there has clearly been nicked or wrecked by rain.

Conversely I guess the excitement of Pokémon Go wanes a bit when you find your umpteenth Zubat or Polliwag, but there is always the fact that just around the corner might be a rare Pokémon which you haven’t seen before.

And of course the thing is a fad… there’ll be another game along in a minute which will knock Pokémon Go off its throne. I think the US reached ‘peak Pokémon’ a few weeks ago and a few people at work who a week ago were dedicated hunters have now given the thing up.

I reckon though if nothing else we’ve walked around 30km in the last few weeks on our quest which we otherwise wouldn’t have. We haven’t visited any particularly new areas (geocaching was great at taking you off the beaten track), but we’ve had chance encounters with the youth in the park and a Poke walk which we went to at the weekend showed that the game was still very much alive and well.

Hundreds of people joined us at the allotted time on Lake Burley Griffin and we all walked round (slightly zombie like) flicking virtual balls at Pokémon. I’m not exaggerating the turn-out and while there was a disproportionate representation of slightly dorky looking Asian girls in their 20s there were also people from all ages and all walks of life, many of them dressed up in Pokémon costumes.

So there you go. A weird, social game which while it is completely pointless (and obviously captures truckloads of your personal data) gets you out and about. People are making comparisons to George Orwell’s 1984 and of course that’s justified. I think the difference though is that we’re voluntarily heading there and (just quietly) the connectedness and technology aspects are kind of fun - as is flicking a pokeball at your latest quarry.

Sunday, August 14, 2016

78 storey treehouse

Andy Griffiths and Terry Denton are a bit of an institution in our household. Together the two guys (Andy the writer and Terry the illustrator) have penned probably 20 or 30 children's books. The books are quite madcap and feature a surfeit of fart jokes and slapstick humour. A few years ago the two of them started the (autobiographical?) Treehouse series describing their adventures living in a treehouse. Originally the tree started with 13 stories, but success  has led them to pump out new books on a regular basis (in multiples of 13) meaning that they're now up to the 78 storey tree house, which I guess (working things out on my figures) makes this latest one their 6th book. I rather suspect as a result they live in big luxury houses as a result (rather than in a treehouse)

On Friday we went along to the Canberra Theatre to talk about the story's latest incarnation. The theatre was packed and the queue to have you photo taken with the two authors was vast. Fortunately I'd booked early so our seats near the front afforded us a quick photo after their (very funny) show.

Afterwards we left the theatre and walked to the 'Forage' a trendy 'pop up' outdoor eatery place set up in the Melbourne building in the centre of Canberra. It was absolutely mobbed with people (which was kind of amusing as the building has gone through several facelifts and the take-away joints and cafes situated in the building have always failed - clearly the key lay in cooking the food in a tent, charging a premium for it, and making people eat outside). Either way the kids enjoyed a gourmet sausage before we headed back (noting that there was still a huge line of people waiting to be snapped with Andy and Terry!)

Andy Griffiths and Terry Denton

The two entertain the crowd

The kids laughing at their heroes

Gourmet sausages on a chilly evening

Wednesday, August 10, 2016

Meet the Raiders

We went along to a Meet the Raiders session recently. The Raiders are riding high at the moment (3rd in the league) so it was a lot better attended than last year's event! Both Audrey and Eli loved meeting everyone and Eli was especially chuffed to meet Shannon Boyd and Jarrod Croker (his two favourite players).

Shannon Boyd meets Eli

Raiders Captain Jarrod Croker

Sunday, August 7, 2016

Big Boys Toys Preview

We went along to a preview of Big Boys Toys Expo - a big exhibition due to be held at Canberra's Epic Centre in a couple of weeks.

I wasn't sure exactly how much stuff we'd be able to try or whether we'd just be looking longingly at things, but as it turned out we had free reign on a whole host of things, from electric skateboards, to a first person drone experience to the chance to drive (or sit in) an RZR sports vehicle. There was other things there as well, including a chap from the Raiders and a beautiful Mustang car.

The kids loved all the toys and Audrey mastered the electric skateboard really quickly. She has her heart set on one for her birthday, but I'm thinking more of a push along one rather than a $1000 electric one!

We were all sad when the afternoon ended!

Here's some pics


Cool glasses which let you look through a camera on the front of a drone

This guy had ramped up a kid's go-cart so that it had ridiculous torque and the front wheels came off the ground. (No one could drive it apart from this guy as it was basically too dangerous!)

Audrey really got to grips with the electric skateboard (I fell off and really hurt my back!)

Eli preferred the version with the fat wheels (again electric)


I drove the one on the right, the kids took rides in the one on the left

Audrey loved it!




Sunday, July 31, 2016

Neville Staple Godfather of Ska


“I buggered my knees up, jumping off speakers”, Neville told me. Clearly his life of exuberance was finally catching up with him. Mind you I’d still suggest that Neville Staple is probably the most lively and enthusiastic 61 year old you’ll ever meet.

I was lucky enough to catch up with Neville before his band took to the stage in ‘The Basement’ a dark guitar-lined haven for some of Canberra’s best live entertainment. We chatted about both Coventry (where Neville lives) and Wolverhampton!

For the uninitiated Neville Staple is famed for his time with The Specials, but latterly split off to form Fun Boy Three and now sings his own material. If Jerry Dammers was the brains of The Specials, Neville Staple and Terry Hall were the beating hearts.

The Specials were 2-Tone pioneers. They heralded a revival of Ska – joyous music brought to post-war Britain because of Caribbean immigration but mixed it with a twist of punk’s attitude. Along with Madness and the Beat they brought the new enduring sound of 2-Tone.

When 2-Tone arrived in the charts in Britain in the late 70’s and early 80s it was as much a political statement and voice of Britain’s youth as it was a musical movement. In 1981 while Britain’s establishment waved flags for Charles and Dianas wedding, the Specials  – “Ghost Town” topped the charts and told the real story of Britain’s bleak urban decay, racism and social collapse.

Fast forward 35 years, with Britain leaving Europe and Trump spouting racial hatred in the US the music is still as fresh, current and relevant as it ever was.

“The parents play the music to their kids”, Neville told me, “the kids don’t understand it at first, but then they grow to love it”.

Neville Staple has toured Australia no less than six times. “I can’t believe how cold Canberra is though!” he said then laughed and pointed at the tiny heater they had in the corner of the dressing room blowing out warm air. “We had to buy that earlier today from Woolworths!”

Neville’s promiscuity is a legendary thing, but with wife Christine Sugary now singing back-up in the band, he’s less inclined to boast of his conquests. “I’ve got four kids” he told me – “the eldest boy is 48”. It didn’t sink in until I did the maths a bit later (he’s 61 remember!)

And so the show started.

“Let’s all have a party!” Neville told the crowd and party we did. The crowd rolled back the years, forgot the dark and cold outside and the Basement stepped and bounced to the sound. “Enjoy yourself, it’s later than you think!” sang the crowd to the six piece band as they played the tightest set you’ll ever see or hear.

Despite his buggered up knees Neville moved easily on stage – the crowd erupting each time a Specials classic struck up.

Neville was fantastic, he regularly chatted to the crowd and each track brought heightened enthusiasm. By the end even the most stilted and reluctant dancers were knee stepping to the infectious 2-tone beat. The encore another appropriate Specials track “You’re Wondering Now”, which signs off with the anthemic “….This is the end!”

Afterwards Neville and he band mingled with the crowd. He no longer drinks alcohol as his knees require frequent injections. “I’ve told them I might go on stage with a stick one day!” he joked.

I asked him who his favourite artist that he has performed with and without hesitation he said; “Amy Winehouse – try and find it on YouTube it’s a classic!” He then thought and added “Ian Dury was great too, and Elvis Costello”.

When he didn’t mention the Specials I asked him if there was a chance of another revival (he last played with them in 2009). He shook his head; “Nah, not really. I just don’t keep in touch with them anymore – we’re all just doing our own things.”

Neville Staple is only on a short Australian tour. I hope he comes back again soon, his music is not only historically significant, but still remains relevant to this day. Neville Staple was and continues to be a major part of 2-Tone that and I’m sure he’ll continue to be so (until his knees give up on him altogether!)



Thursday, July 28, 2016

Karate Kids!

With the chilly weather arriving the kids have swapped tennis for karate! Week two this week - and so far they seem to be loving it! (why bother getting a guard dog?)

Ready for action!
Eli gets a kick to the shins!

Eli's school trip to Canberra airport

Eli and his mate with a sniffer dog