What does the acronym IKEA stand for? (choose from the answers below)

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How Rude!

I often go past this poster for the Millenium bank on my way to work, and it always makes me smirk! - no wonder they find it difficult to attract new customers!

Lubię Grillować

Which roughly translates to "I like to grill!"

In true Australian/English(?) fashion we decided to have a Barbie/BBQ for our dinner this evening. We had managed to pick up a small BBQ from Tesco for a meagre zl 10 (about £2 or $Aus 4!!). Tonight's dinner was meant to be a test run for Saturday (when we're having some friends from the British Embassy round for dinner).

A few people had questioned the 'legality' of having a BBQ on our balcony in an apartment block, but we shrugged it off (we're sharing type of people after all!)

I fired it up and all seemed to be going well (albeit a little bit smokey). I had reached the part where the coals had turned white and I was getting ready to add the burgers/sausages when a fat Polish lady appeared in the garden below and started waving her fists and shouting Polish at me! She seemed angry for some reason....

We both cowered in the apartment for a while (laughing) but there was no escaping the fact that there was a fat Pole (now accompanied by a security guard) outside....

Amy slinked out onto the balcony (as well as a pregnant lady can 'slink') and received a barrage of Polish abuse from the fat lady. Apparently she hadn't liked the smoke/smell and it was against regulations to have a BBQ on the balcony. Amy told her that she didn't understand (which she did) but again, surprisingly(?) the lady wasn't too happy!!

We're lucky in this place as we've got a 2nd balcony(!) and so when she had eventually stomped away we moved our (burning hot!) BBQ out of sight and continued to cook our meal. Perhaps we'll just have curry on Saturday night :)

Mucha and Aida

We enjoyed a cultural weekend with a trip to the National Gallery to see a Mucha exhibition and then to the National Opera on Sunday to see Aida.

The Mucha exhibition opened recently in Warsaw. One of my English students thinks that it is probably one of the largest and most significant exhibitions of this type to ever visit Poland.

Mucha was Czech, but lived for much of his life as a starving artist in Paris. He became famous designing posters, especially those for the actress Sarah Bernhardt. We both really enjoyed this exhibition - if you want to know more go to; Read more about Mucha

On Sunday we went to watch the opera Aida. It was an excellent production and was certainly a spectacle with nearly 150 people on stage at one point. Obviously the opera was performed in Italian but they did have Polish subtitles - which was useful for Amy at least(!)

again, see Aida in Warsaw if you're interested...

We had huge storms on Saturday and Sunday evening. Amy suggested that at one point Ul. Bukowinska (the dubiously cobbled street running outside our apartment) was probably only navigable by canoe!

Amy's tummy has also grown a fair bit in the past week. Interestingly mine has too, but mostly methinks down to the pączkis (a type of Polish doughnut) which I eat whenever I take an English class in town! (see-that's another useful Polish word I've learnt!)

University Gardens

Today was a public holiday (Boze Cialo or Corpus Christi) so we took advantage of the beautiful sunny day to take a trip to the Warsaw University Library Garden. The garden, which is situated on the roof of the university, was opened in 2002 and gives great views over the Vistula River. There is also a lower part of the garden where you can actually sit on the grass! This is a rarity in Warsaw where it is usually forbidden to sit/lie or even walk on the grass.

London 2012

Costing 400 grand,to design, the logo for the London 2012 Olympics was launched yesterday. Let's face it, it's embarrasing (and must have cheered the French up no end!). If you want to sign a petition to try and change it (or at least return to the one used for the campaign) then click the following link;

Online petition - Change The London 2012 Logo

Truskawki!

Which translates to Strawberries! It is such an important word at the moment as Warsaw is deluged with strawberries. From old ladies running small stalls outside of the metro stations to supermarkets... everywhere there are strawberries. The fruit are so sweet and it is possible to buy them in huge quantities for not very much money. I managed to buy a kilo of them last week for zl 4 (about 80p), so me and Amy have been enjoying strawberry shakes and generally gorging ourselves on them for the last couple of weeks.

On Saturday we went to some friends Pene and Mike who work at the N.Zealand embassy and had one of the biggest BBQ's imaginable (and MORE strawberries). We spent Sunday mooching around the Old Town in Warsaw and visited Saski park which has just renovated it's (huge) fountain.

We've also spent a bit of time sorting out our spare room. It doesn't look like we're going to be able to move to a bigger place now, so we've had a general tidy/sort out so to make our spare room suitable for our impending new arrival!

Even more good news is afoot - it'll soon be cherry season!